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  • Mmm ... 50 dollar pretzel
  • Mmm ... 52 slices of American cheese
  • Mmm ... 64 slices of American cheese
  • Mmm ... apple
  • Mmm ... bacon
  • Mmm ... beer
  • Mmm ... beernut
  • Mmm ... bowling alley fresh
  • Mmm ... burger
  • Mmm ... business deal
  • Mmm ... candy
  • Mmm ... caramel
  • Mmm ... carmel bologna
  • Mmm ... chocolate
  • Mmm ... convenient
  • Mmm ... crumbled-up cookie things
  • Mmm ... danish
  • Mmm ... elephant fresh
  • Mmm ... fattening
  • Mmm ... floorpie
  • Mmm ... foot-long chili dog
  • Mmm ... forbidden donut
  • Mmm ... free goo
  • Mmm ... free wig
  • Mmm ... fresh batch of American balls
  • Mmm ... fuzzy
  • Mmm ... ginger bread house
  • Mmm ... grapefruit
  • Mmm ... gummy-bear
  • Mmm ... ham
  • Mmm ... hamburgers
  • Mmm ... hog fat
  • Mmm ... hogan berry
  • Mmm ... honey-smoked bacon
  • Mmm ... horse doovers
  • Mmm ... hug
  • Mmm ... incapacitating
  • Mmm ... invisible cola
  • Mmm ... macamadamia nuts
  • Mmm ... marshmallows
  • Mmm ... mediciny
  • Mmm ... memo
  • Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich
  • Mmm ... organized crime
  • Mmm ... pie
  • Mmm ... pistol whip
  • Mmm ... potato chips
  • Mmm ... purple
  • Mmm ... recirculated air
  • Mmm ... reprocessed pig fat
  • Mmm ... sacrilicious
  • Mmm ... salty
  • Mmm ... sandwich
  • Mmm ... shrimp
  • Mmm ... slanty
  • Mmm ... snouts
  • Mmm ... soylent green
  • Mmm ... spaghetti
  • Mmm ... strained peas
  • Mmm ... tasty
  • Mmm ... the land of chocolate
  • Mmm ... urinal fresh
  • Mmm ... various eggs
  • Mmm ... waffle runoff
  • Mmm ... Marge
  • Mmm ... something

  • Mmm ... That's the next best thing to eating Lenny.



  • stupid gravity
  • stupid economic recovery
  • stupid sexy Flanders
  • stupid anti-fist-shaking laws
  • stupid roller skate
  • stupid itchy church pants
  • stupid dead woman
  • stupid bike
  • stupid poetic justice
  • stupid carbon rod
  • stupid TV
  • stupid rod
  • stupid teachers
  • stupid switch
  • stupid crow
  • stupid Lisa
  • stupid lunch chair
  • stupid pothole
  • stupid chair
  • stupid game
  • stupid non-magical son
  • stupid movie
  • stupid script
  • stupid hippo
  • stupid French
  • stupid Bartoon


  • lousy God
  • lousy democrats
  • lousy bragging know-it-all show-off
  • lousy traffic jam
  • lousy loveable dog
  • lousy teachers
  • lousy job
  • lousy pothole
  • lousy drunks
  • lousy Wiggum
  • lousy traumatic childhood
  • lousy cops


  • killing power, eh?
  • okeido, eh?
  • financial panther, eh?
  • helper monkey, eh?
  • stupidity, eh?
  • sitting on the bed, eh?
  • free weekend, eh?
  • 'no attitude', eh?
  • not 'in your face', eh?
  • anonymous, eh?
  • plants, eh?
  • impunity, eh?
  • rhetorical, eh?
  • owls, eh?
  • 5-alarm chili, eh?
  • no tommy toon, eh>
  • gods, eh?
  • telemarketing, eh?
  • seven, eh?
  • internet, eh?
  • cash, eh
  • Maude, eh?
  • mayor, eh?
  • effigy, eh?
  • tennis court, eh?
  • pearls , eh?
  • race horse, eh?
  • unbeatable, eh?
  • easy answer, eh?
  • tired, eh?
  • no tongue, eh?
  • a swinging bachelor, eh?
  • hunting, eh?

  • Shut up Flanders
  • Get lost Flanders
  • Keep walking Flanders
  • You su-diddly-uck, Flanders