Homer Simpson Song(s)

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen,
When I was seventeen.

Around the house, I never lift a finger!
As a father, I am sub-par!
I would rather drink a beer
Than win 'The Father Of The Year'!
I like the things the way they are!

The greatest guy in History!
From the heart of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!

Happy Dude

"Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away." --- 'Happy Dude'

Sorry Dude

"Hello, this is Homer Simpson aka Happy Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power! --- 'Sorry Dude'

Homer remembers some important things etched into his palm

939 ( new area code )
Lenny = white
Carl = black

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