"There are only so many times I can say sorry and still mean it."

"I  don't  know  how  much  longer  I  can  complain."

"Note to self : Stop Doing Anything"

"WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?"

Who is Homer? ( yeah right! )

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"Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away." 'Happy Dude'	"Hello, this is Homer Simpson aka Happy Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power! 'Sorry Dude'
When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen, When I was seventeen. Around the house, I never lift a finger! As a father, I am sub-par! I would rather drink a beer Than win 'The Father Of The Year'! I like the things the way they are!	Homer remembers some important things etched into his palm RED = MELT + DOWN 939 ( new area code ) Lenny = white Carl = black Simpson, Homer Simpson! The greatest guy in History! From the heart of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree! Aaawwwhhh!!!

"Liquor drunkens me." "Ooh! Sensory Depravation kicks ass!" "I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol." "Mad Magazine!?! But that's our nation's largest Mental Health Theme magazine!" "To alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!" "Good things don't end with 'eum'. They end with 'mania' ... or 'tarium'." "Without TV, it's hard to know when one day ends and another begins." "Internet? Is that thing still around?" "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

"God, you're everywhere. You're omnivorous." "Oh, save me Jebus!" "God help me, I'm just not that bright." "Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all." "I know I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there, please Superman, help me!"

You might be a conservative if ... you don't think 'The Simpsons' is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense. "I pledge impertinence to the flag-waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, under-handed, fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice ... ... forget it." (Life In Hell) "Rightwingers complain there's no God on TV. Not only do the Simpsons go to church, they actually speak to God from time to time." Matt Groening

"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."

"One size fits all, my butt!" "Awh! I'm being erased!"

"I've misplaced my pants." "Marge, it takes two to lie; One to lie and one to listen."

"Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirt.
I'm not popular enough to be different."

As the weeks went on,
so did the cartoon.

"Is it Bacon Day?"

"Marge, if you're going to get mad everytime I do something stupid,
then I guess I just have to stop doing stupid things!"

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